God is an idea. An idea that is incredibly outdated. This notion of an all mighty creator disappeared with the discovery of chemistry, math, biology and even with the simple discovery that proved that the Earth was in fact not flat and that it was not the center of the universe. God was the answer to question we had no answer to. Try to convince anyone now that the sun is being pulled across the sky by a sun god, or that Poseidon is responsible for all the waves in the ocean. You cant, because science answered those questions and we no longer need a reason. Where will we be in a thousand years? What would people say or think when science explains the creation of life, or discovers a way to sustain life indefinitely? Im not saying we as humans know it all, in fact I believe we know nothing and have just explored the tip of the iceberg that is knowldege.
Apart from "God" being an idea that puts to rest that fear of the unknown, its also an excuse to judge, control and even punish populations. Religions have always fought to prove that their god is the true god, and any opposition or difference in believe will not be tolerated. People have died and killed for this all loving being. Christians paint god as this "fatherly" figure, but what father would let his children suffer with starvation, wars, and diseases? Any kind of father, in modern society, who would put their children in any danger is almost automatically punished and regarded as scum. So what makes this father different? Why do most Republicans call themselves true Christians and still want to abolish any kind of socialism? Didnt Jesus teach to give to the needy and not "let the needy fend for themselves if it means more taxes"?
There is an answer, or at least its what I believe. The answer is HUMANS. We created God, God is what we are in our most desperate times. We couldnt figure out things around us, and it scared us, so we figured out one thing to explain everything, a super answer. Why do we die? Its Gods will. Where do we go when we die? Heaven. Why are we here? God has a plan for us....
In all honesty, we just dont know, but we dont like admitting we dont know and accept any answer that sounds reassuring.
When someone says, "Thank you God, for blessing me with this job, or blessing me with the ability to finish school, quitting a vice, or for giving me the strenght to fight an illness", think about who they should be thanking.. Who worked their ass off at school, or at a job, or woke up every morning and comitted to the chemo therapy that saved their life? Not God, thats for sure. It was a human. It was themselves.
We humans have great abilities. Weve built empires, discovered other worlds, fought off countless diseases. We humans, created a God when we needed him, why cant we just let this creation go now that its just a handicap? Im willing to put my life on a different idea. The idea of Man. The idea that Man will bring unity, and peace and knowledge. Maybe not soon, maybe not even in any of our lifetimes but in time. I guess I dont believe in a god because I believe in us.
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Friday, March 27, 2009
How to spot a loser.
Here's a few simple steps to spotting losers.
1. They like anime.
This is probably one of the most obvious ways to determine someones value in life.
They find comfort in an animated world of Japanese super people, something they fond for deeply.
Lets look at the evidence.
Item A.
They wear t-shirts with the big eyed super person they think represents them the most.
what a douche.
Item B.
They more likely than none, wear ankle chokers.
The guys believe they look cool, but in reality, they look like vaginas, literally.
There's only two types of people that should be allowed to wear skinny jeans: fit gay guys and hot skinny chicks.
So if all you emo/punk fat dudes/chicks, stop this immediately.
The general public will thank you.
Item C.
Stupid hair.
Once again, they think that because their favorite cartoon has cool DRAWN hair, that they should emulate it.
Wrong. You should actually leave it alone because it makes you look stupid.
Spikes and hair that covers your eyes are for morons seeking attention from other morons.
The ironic thing is that they cant see each other.
"are you looking at how stupid i look?"
Yes, yes we are.
Item D.
This thing.
Some sort of gay Naruto fetish probably.
Ive seen a couple of people sporting this little POS.
Makes me cry at how stupid they think they don't look.
This was fun. Not too concrete and full, but its an update nevertheless.
I needed to update this thing.
1. They like anime.
This is probably one of the most obvious ways to determine someones value in life.
They find comfort in an animated world of Japanese super people, something they fond for deeply.
Lets look at the evidence.
Item A.
They wear t-shirts with the big eyed super person they think represents them the most.
what a douche.
Item B.
They more likely than none, wear ankle chokers.
The guys believe they look cool, but in reality, they look like vaginas, literally.
There's only two types of people that should be allowed to wear skinny jeans: fit gay guys and hot skinny chicks.
So if all you emo/punk fat dudes/chicks, stop this immediately.
The general public will thank you.
Item C.
Stupid hair.
Once again, they think that because their favorite cartoon has cool DRAWN hair, that they should emulate it.
Wrong. You should actually leave it alone because it makes you look stupid.
Spikes and hair that covers your eyes are for morons seeking attention from other morons.
The ironic thing is that they cant see each other.
"are you looking at how stupid i look?"
Yes, yes we are.
Item D.
This thing.
Some sort of gay Naruto fetish probably.
Ive seen a couple of people sporting this little POS.
Makes me cry at how stupid they think they don't look.
This was fun. Not too concrete and full, but its an update nevertheless.
I needed to update this thing.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
things that are awesome.
So this morning I had an epiphany. I might of had two, but im still looking into that last one. There's a good chance it might have I just hallucinated on a the Radon leaking through my floors.
Anyways, I just wanted to share with you guys a couple of things that make this world awesome.
Starting off with:
The Office.
That show is funny in too many ways.
Quentin Tarantino.
His movies are the standard on which other movies need to measure their badassness on.
Finger Mustaches
Those things are pretty cool for like 5 minutes.
Obama
The only black guy I don't mind stimulating me with his package.
The nations deficit
Making peoples $10,000 credit card bill look insignificiant.
Our Governor
We can literally say "our governor can kick your governor's ass" and sincerely mean it.
Pop Tarts
I can never have to many. Well I can, but I never want to get to that point.
Bill O' Reilly
I hate him so much I wouldn't know what to do without his dumbass.
Transvestites
I have a new found respect for them ever since I watched Rocky Horror, wait no I don't. Without them, however, mexican wrestling would suck just a bit more.
Viagra
Don't need it yet, but its reassuring to know its there.
My girlfriend
Cute little hottie that puts up with me.
Pepto Bismol
Great for those times your head and your ass are in conflict.
Mom of octoplets
Makes everyone else look saner.
Kevin Akin
No only my boss, but a total douchebag with 1 testicle.
This blog.
Needs updating, still pretty rad.
I guess this is it for now. There's more, but since im doing this via my phone, in bed, with my pants down, I fell its necessary to leave it as is.
I will be updating more often, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that it'll be soon.
Anyways, I just wanted to share with you guys a couple of things that make this world awesome.
Starting off with:
The Office.
That show is funny in too many ways.
Quentin Tarantino.
His movies are the standard on which other movies need to measure their badassness on.
Finger Mustaches
Those things are pretty cool for like 5 minutes.
Obama
The only black guy I don't mind stimulating me with his package.
The nations deficit
Making peoples $10,000 credit card bill look insignificiant.
Our Governor
We can literally say "our governor can kick your governor's ass" and sincerely mean it.
Pop Tarts
I can never have to many. Well I can, but I never want to get to that point.
Bill O' Reilly
I hate him so much I wouldn't know what to do without his dumbass.
Transvestites
I have a new found respect for them ever since I watched Rocky Horror, wait no I don't. Without them, however, mexican wrestling would suck just a bit more.
Viagra
Don't need it yet, but its reassuring to know its there.
My girlfriend
Cute little hottie that puts up with me.
Pepto Bismol
Great for those times your head and your ass are in conflict.
Mom of octoplets
Makes everyone else look saner.
Kevin Akin
No only my boss, but a total douchebag with 1 testicle.
This blog.
Needs updating, still pretty rad.
I guess this is it for now. There's more, but since im doing this via my phone, in bed, with my pants down, I fell its necessary to leave it as is.
I will be updating more often, but I wouldn't hold my breath on that it'll be soon.
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Old People Shouldn't be Allowed to Have Opinions
That's right, if you're old, your right to have opinions has vanished like your ability to eat foods with sugar. First of all, Im not saying that you should go right ahead and die, because we still need you. Who's going to drive those little cars and wear those little red hats in parades? Who's going to slowly drive in front of us with their left blinker on for 10 miles? My gosh! Who's going to keep the adult diaper company afloat?
See we need you.
What we don't need is your input and opinion.
Next time us wrinkle-free civilians walk out of a store, don't tell us how hot it is. We can fucking tell and we don't care if you can.
If we're sitting at a table, don't talk to us about your family. Some of us barely care about our own families, what makes you think we care about yours?
Also, why are the majority of you also so fucking grumpy? That doesn't help you any.
But I guess we have to apologize for some things.
Were sorry that we roll our eyes when you fight with the cashiers about something being 8 cents more than a week ago.
Were sorry that you can't understand technology. That's our bad for wanting to advance.
And were sorry that we say you smell like pee. You do, but in the future, well wait until you leave the room to comment on the odor.
See we need you.
What we don't need is your input and opinion.
Next time us wrinkle-free civilians walk out of a store, don't tell us how hot it is. We can fucking tell and we don't care if you can.
If we're sitting at a table, don't talk to us about your family. Some of us barely care about our own families, what makes you think we care about yours?
Also, why are the majority of you also so fucking grumpy? That doesn't help you any.
But I guess we have to apologize for some things.
Were sorry that we roll our eyes when you fight with the cashiers about something being 8 cents more than a week ago.
Were sorry that you can't understand technology. That's our bad for wanting to advance.
And were sorry that we say you smell like pee. You do, but in the future, well wait until you leave the room to comment on the odor.
Monday, September 1, 2008
To That Mysterious Commenting Fat Bag of Douche
This entry goes out, as a reply, to a comment I received about my “Cheerleader/Jock” post.
All I know is that she’s fat, she cheers and she obviously wants me.
Ok, first of all, that’s very smart of you to post the comment as Anonymous. You knew that I would not be keeping my mouth shut, and you knew that your name would be made mockery when I was finished with you. So, bravo, I applaud you, you have convinced me that you retain some intelligence. You have proved me wrong. I give you a point.
You have also proven me wrong in another way. You’re right. I am jealous. I do wish I was built like a troll and thought of as a bitch, I wish it all the time. I stay awake all night dreaming of this. You’re living my dream.
But I will not give you credit for a couple of things. First of all, I did not say that I thought that all jocks and cheerleaders are stupid. I only think cheerleaders are stupid.
I have known a couple of very athletic people to be very intelligent. If you would have read the post carefully, that “lacking of the lacking” comment said it all. Some of the jocks I respect because they lack the lacking. To put it in cheerleader talk, what I said was “They’re SMART, S-M-A-R-T!!!”, then I kicked up and show the world my camel toe.
I will also not give you credit for that “its not universal” comment. I know my idea of what’s good looking isn’t universal, BUT it’s pretty fucking general. It’s only sick fucks and closeted gay dudes who find stocky women attractive. Wear your skirts for them. Us normal Joes don’t want to see that cottage cheese your smuggling in those Christmas hams you call legs. Last time I checked, diabetes and high cholesterol don’t sound too sexy.
Another thing, for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about what I post and what I believe, they sure cared enough to write something back. From what I know, if you don’t give a shit about someone’s opinion, you shut the hell up and not prove them right. You’re right about one thing. No one cares how self-centered you are. They know you are. Only the self centered would care about what is written about them.
All I know is that she’s fat, she cheers and she obviously wants me.
Ok, first of all, that’s very smart of you to post the comment as Anonymous. You knew that I would not be keeping my mouth shut, and you knew that your name would be made mockery when I was finished with you. So, bravo, I applaud you, you have convinced me that you retain some intelligence. You have proved me wrong. I give you a point.
You have also proven me wrong in another way. You’re right. I am jealous. I do wish I was built like a troll and thought of as a bitch, I wish it all the time. I stay awake all night dreaming of this. You’re living my dream.
But I will not give you credit for a couple of things. First of all, I did not say that I thought that all jocks and cheerleaders are stupid. I only think cheerleaders are stupid.
I have known a couple of very athletic people to be very intelligent. If you would have read the post carefully, that “lacking of the lacking” comment said it all. Some of the jocks I respect because they lack the lacking. To put it in cheerleader talk, what I said was “They’re SMART, S-M-A-R-T!!!”, then I kicked up and show the world my camel toe.
I will also not give you credit for that “its not universal” comment. I know my idea of what’s good looking isn’t universal, BUT it’s pretty fucking general. It’s only sick fucks and closeted gay dudes who find stocky women attractive. Wear your skirts for them. Us normal Joes don’t want to see that cottage cheese your smuggling in those Christmas hams you call legs. Last time I checked, diabetes and high cholesterol don’t sound too sexy.
Another thing, for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about what I post and what I believe, they sure cared enough to write something back. From what I know, if you don’t give a shit about someone’s opinion, you shut the hell up and not prove them right. You’re right about one thing. No one cares how self-centered you are. They know you are. Only the self centered would care about what is written about them.
Monday, June 2, 2008
I hate snake…experts.
I was watching one of those shows about animals that everyone seems to be able to get these days, and a funny thing happened.
The guy was on an island, and on the island there happen to be a lot of snakes. Well turns out that these snakes, whatever they were called, were the most dangerous snakes in the world. I thought “cool” but then it hit me.
Aren’t rattlesnakes the most dangerous snakes in the world? I think I heard that one in a different show, probably same show that said that cobras were the most dangerous snakes in the world.
A
nd in a different show someone had said that the mambas were the most dangerous snakes, a few months after they said that vipers are the worse.
No wonder snakes get a bad fucking rap. No one seems to agree on which is the most dangerous snakes. So how are we learning which snakes not to touch? Are we learning this by thinking that every snake in the world is the most dangerous snake?
Damn hosts, what the hell do they know?
This was just a tad bit of what was on my mind.
The guy was on an island, and on the island there happen to be a lot of snakes. Well turns out that these snakes, whatever they were called, were the most dangerous snakes in the world. I thought “cool” but then it hit me.
Aren’t rattlesnakes the most dangerous snakes in the world? I think I heard that one in a different show, probably same show that said that cobras were the most dangerous snakes in the world.
A
nd in a different show someone had said that the mambas were the most dangerous snakes, a few months after they said that vipers are the worse.
No wonder snakes get a bad fucking rap. No one seems to agree on which is the most dangerous snakes. So how are we learning which snakes not to touch? Are we learning this by thinking that every snake in the world is the most dangerous snake?
Damn hosts, what the hell do they know?
This was just a tad bit of what was on my mind.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Fights on YouTube Create a New Level of Idiocy
By the title itself you might be thinking “old news dickwad, move along”, but what people haven’t noticed is how the controversial video created a new batch of egotistical dumbasses. I sure the hell didn’t notice it until the good old fashion TV news slightly hit on it. I mean, I’m sure most of you have seen that video, the one with all those ugly chicks kicking another ugly chick’s ass, either on the web or as an edited clip on local news. If you saw it on YouTube you may have noticed all of those “RE:” videos, I did and as is custom on the internet, you just ignore them. They’re always someone bitching or imputing their unwanted opinion about the video, who fucking cares what you think. Right?
Well it turns out people are starting to care about what those reply videos are saying. So much so that some of them are getting millions of hits. What are in these videos you may ask? Well as your misinformed informant I shall tell you. They are replies, for the most part, on how embarrassing and how undignified it is to beat on someone and post it on the web for the sole purpose of fame. C’mon it doesn’t take a genius or someone with an acute sense of moral to figure out that harming someone else for fame is a plain no-no, so why are these teens replying with the obvious? Same reason the other chicks were fighting, greedy attention.
The only difference is that they are doing it in a way that makes them look like complete douche bags in a very unentertaining way. Sure you can bust out the web cam and a boring 2 minute monologue on how the girls on the video were “bad” and an “embarrassment for teens”, but who are you kidding? Everyone knows that already, you don’t have to tell us. All that you’re doing is riding that videos popularity in hopes that you can become popular too. We see it all the time, they’re call copy-cats, but at least they are entertaining copy-cats and attention whores.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, stop being an pompous asshole, we all know that what those chicks did was wrong, what makes you think that by posting a little video and stating the obvious will make people think you’re some kind of ethical deity. If you want attention, show us your boobs or pick a fight yourself, don’t preach us or the girls on the video on how wrong we all know that was and if you do, stop making it into a black and white piece of shit. You’re not artistic, you’re a douche.
Well it turns out people are starting to care about what those reply videos are saying. So much so that some of them are getting millions of hits. What are in these videos you may ask? Well as your misinformed informant I shall tell you. They are replies, for the most part, on how embarrassing and how undignified it is to beat on someone and post it on the web for the sole purpose of fame. C’mon it doesn’t take a genius or someone with an acute sense of moral to figure out that harming someone else for fame is a plain no-no, so why are these teens replying with the obvious? Same reason the other chicks were fighting, greedy attention.
The only difference is that they are doing it in a way that makes them look like complete douche bags in a very unentertaining way. Sure you can bust out the web cam and a boring 2 minute monologue on how the girls on the video were “bad” and an “embarrassment for teens”, but who are you kidding? Everyone knows that already, you don’t have to tell us. All that you’re doing is riding that videos popularity in hopes that you can become popular too. We see it all the time, they’re call copy-cats, but at least they are entertaining copy-cats and attention whores.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, stop being an pompous asshole, we all know that what those chicks did was wrong, what makes you think that by posting a little video and stating the obvious will make people think you’re some kind of ethical deity. If you want attention, show us your boobs or pick a fight yourself, don’t preach us or the girls on the video on how wrong we all know that was and if you do, stop making it into a black and white piece of shit. You’re not artistic, you’re a douche.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
I hate the people on Maury
So the other day I was watching Maury and he had his almost religiously consistent show of whether or not he’s the baby’s daddy. So I watched through all the drama and then finally the results.
“You….are the father” Guy jumps in the air and chick gets up and hugs her man, crying her eyes out “ I knew it baby, I knew it”. Maury then hugs both of them while the crowd continues their roars of joy and approval. Everyone is happy and full of glee except me. I have the most problem accepting this moment.
Ok, the girl goes there with three guys, one of whom is the boyfriend and the other two are just lovers. The boyfriends always say the same thing, “Even if the baby’s not mine, Ill be his/her father, but I want nothing to do with her.” I have no problem with that, that’s very honorable in my book, but what happens when Maury announces that he is in fact the father? He forgives her, stays with her and everyone from Maury to the audience to the camera man is happy.
Is it just me or didn’t she cheat on him with two other guys? Is that guy forgetting that she’s a cheating whore? I mean what does it tell you when you don’t know who the father is from three guys in one month. That tells me that she was with three guys that month, who knows about the months prior to that or after it.
If it was me who had to be on that show, my mind would be set on the baby not the cheater. So what if it’s my baby, doesn’t take away from that fact that you cheated on me. Like they say, “Once a cheater, always a cheater”. Which reminds me of another thing; ladies, why do you go back to your boyfriends when they cheat on you, why do you forgive them? I mean you’re stupid to think that he’s not going to do it again. By you accepting him back, you’re giving him permission to cheat on you again. It’s like “this dumb bitch will forgive me again if I cheat on her, all I have to do is act like I’m sorry and bang, I’m good”. Fucking stupid. You know who doesn’t cheat on their girlfriends? Geeks and nerds. So don’t be afraid to get your self one. Our motto for women is this: we won’t be able to do better if we screw up. I’m, luckily, taken by a beautiful girl, so sorry ladies.
I don’t know where I was, so I’ll stop now.
“You….are the father” Guy jumps in the air and chick gets up and hugs her man, crying her eyes out “ I knew it baby, I knew it”. Maury then hugs both of them while the crowd continues their roars of joy and approval. Everyone is happy and full of glee except me. I have the most problem accepting this moment.
Ok, the girl goes there with three guys, one of whom is the boyfriend and the other two are just lovers. The boyfriends always say the same thing, “Even if the baby’s not mine, Ill be his/her father, but I want nothing to do with her.” I have no problem with that, that’s very honorable in my book, but what happens when Maury announces that he is in fact the father? He forgives her, stays with her and everyone from Maury to the audience to the camera man is happy.
Is it just me or didn’t she cheat on him with two other guys? Is that guy forgetting that she’s a cheating whore? I mean what does it tell you when you don’t know who the father is from three guys in one month. That tells me that she was with three guys that month, who knows about the months prior to that or after it.
If it was me who had to be on that show, my mind would be set on the baby not the cheater. So what if it’s my baby, doesn’t take away from that fact that you cheated on me. Like they say, “Once a cheater, always a cheater”. Which reminds me of another thing; ladies, why do you go back to your boyfriends when they cheat on you, why do you forgive them? I mean you’re stupid to think that he’s not going to do it again. By you accepting him back, you’re giving him permission to cheat on you again. It’s like “this dumb bitch will forgive me again if I cheat on her, all I have to do is act like I’m sorry and bang, I’m good”. Fucking stupid. You know who doesn’t cheat on their girlfriends? Geeks and nerds. So don’t be afraid to get your self one. Our motto for women is this: we won’t be able to do better if we screw up. I’m, luckily, taken by a beautiful girl, so sorry ladies.
I don’t know where I was, so I’ll stop now.
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Cheerleaders & Jocks: The Losers of Modern Teenage Society
Remember how back in the day, you used to watch a movie or show set around a high school and there was always a jock dude with a letterman jacket and a hot cheerleader girlfriend? And they were always the envy of everyone else? Then you went to school and saw your school’s jocks and cheerleaders and the only thing you can think of was “Letterman jackets are so fucking ugly, and why the hell are the cheerleaders so fat?”.
So I asked myself this question: Why are high schools still portrait like that? You still see that format in current movies and shows, but does it still hold some truth to it?
Nope.
First of all, this might have only happen at my school, which I doubt, because all teenagers are…just like all other teenagers, complete morons for the most part. Well anyways, this concept of superiority in popularity is pretty misleading. I, for a fact, didn’t care about the jocks or the cheerleaders. I didn’t envy them. Why the hell would I. And after careful observation I noticed no one else at school really cared about them either. You know what I mean, the way they all hang out together. They do that, not because its such an exclusive group, its because no one wants to be part of that group.
Ok, let’s start with jocks. First, I will say this. There were plenty of people who played sports that don’t fall into this category, because of the lack of the lacking. Jocks for the most part, only know how to use their heads to stop another guy from getting past them and I thank them for that, it makes for a great football game. But because of this, it’s hard to have a conversation with someone whose idea of an interesting conversation is a review of good football plays. But jocks cause no harm, their like castrated bears. The real danger and social annoyance comes in the form of a 5 foot, skirt wearing bitch fountain called cheerleaders.
There was never a time in history where cheerleaders weren’t bitches, the only difference is that its no longer a selective group. Squads let any form of bitch in their group, no matter how shitty looking they are, nowadays. Seriously, what makes you think that if you’re an unattractive bitch you’ll gain popularity? I remember back in my senior year, during the rallies, the varsity squad would do their routine and all I could think of was, “Damn, we have shitty looking cheerleaders”. I don’t know why this is; we had a very good looking school. It’s like we’ve entered into a zone where you no longer have to be beautiful to cheer, just sluty. Oh, yeah and act like the whole world cares about your lame ass cheers during football games. Also, when the hell did cheerleading become an extreme sport? I don’t see you wrestling alligators while you skydive with a backpack full of live grenades. The day you do that will be the day you get respect from me and the rest of the world.
Well anyways, that whole misconception of what high school is should be modified to what it really is. Jocks aren’t mean anymore, their just a bit slow and they’re no longer going out with cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are too self-centered and fat to get with a jock these days. Plus, no one envies them anymore, the only feeling they get from the rest of us normal Joes is pity.
So I asked myself this question: Why are high schools still portrait like that? You still see that format in current movies and shows, but does it still hold some truth to it?
Nope.
First of all, this might have only happen at my school, which I doubt, because all teenagers are…just like all other teenagers, complete morons for the most part. Well anyways, this concept of superiority in popularity is pretty misleading. I, for a fact, didn’t care about the jocks or the cheerleaders. I didn’t envy them. Why the hell would I. And after careful observation I noticed no one else at school really cared about them either. You know what I mean, the way they all hang out together. They do that, not because its such an exclusive group, its because no one wants to be part of that group.
Ok, let’s start with jocks. First, I will say this. There were plenty of people who played sports that don’t fall into this category, because of the lack of the lacking. Jocks for the most part, only know how to use their heads to stop another guy from getting past them and I thank them for that, it makes for a great football game. But because of this, it’s hard to have a conversation with someone whose idea of an interesting conversation is a review of good football plays. But jocks cause no harm, their like castrated bears. The real danger and social annoyance comes in the form of a 5 foot, skirt wearing bitch fountain called cheerleaders.
There was never a time in history where cheerleaders weren’t bitches, the only difference is that its no longer a selective group. Squads let any form of bitch in their group, no matter how shitty looking they are, nowadays. Seriously, what makes you think that if you’re an unattractive bitch you’ll gain popularity? I remember back in my senior year, during the rallies, the varsity squad would do their routine and all I could think of was, “Damn, we have shitty looking cheerleaders”. I don’t know why this is; we had a very good looking school. It’s like we’ve entered into a zone where you no longer have to be beautiful to cheer, just sluty. Oh, yeah and act like the whole world cares about your lame ass cheers during football games. Also, when the hell did cheerleading become an extreme sport? I don’t see you wrestling alligators while you skydive with a backpack full of live grenades. The day you do that will be the day you get respect from me and the rest of the world.
Well anyways, that whole misconception of what high school is should be modified to what it really is. Jocks aren’t mean anymore, their just a bit slow and they’re no longer going out with cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are too self-centered and fat to get with a jock these days. Plus, no one envies them anymore, the only feeling they get from the rest of us normal Joes is pity.
Thursday, March 6, 2008
I'm not homophobic, I just hate fakes.
So the other day I was talking to someone dear to me and that person made the claim that half the people in the high school we went to, was gay. This person sincerely believed that most of the school if not the town was in fact gay. That statement was based on her acquaintances and their suppose claims of their own sexuality.
This fired me up. Its not the homosexual part that got me fired up, it was how fake teenagers are when it comes to getting attention.
Ok, you guys aren’t going to agree with me, for the most part, but I really feel that people should know how I feel about this. I think that the first thing I should do is ask that if you’re truly and indeed gay/lesbian/bi you should not take offense to this but instead help fish out the fakes.
So half the school is gay? Although I don’t believe it to be true, I do believe that half of our school and any other high school for that matter, claims to be homosexual.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I doubt half the student population of any school is divided that way. From all those teenagers that claim to be gay or have some sort of suppose attraction to the same gender, I would have to tell them to shut the hell up.
Teenagers are always looking for attention, and it seems to be a new trend to tell people that you have feelings for your own gender. Seriously, what the hells up with that? Think of everyone you know that has said at one point, that they’re gay, male or female, during your teen years or young adult years. Now think about how many of those people have stayed that way. I bet you’ll have a few.
I seriously believe that from everyone who, at one point, said that they were indeed gay during high school, 90% of them weren’t, aren’t and will never be. So for those people who are just out for the attention, just because you’re confused or you just broke up with a boyfriend, or you think its cool, doesn’t make you gay. Just fucking stop it, deal with your problem and stop being a fake.
Also, what’s up with all these girls being bi these days? Just because you have a slight attraction to women you’re not bi. Guys have an attraction to each other too, but you don’t see them labeling themselves that way. Look, everyone has an attraction of sorts to their gender, that’s why guys have guys friends and girls have girl friends. This bogus bisexual allure usually involves some sort of altercation with the other gender and by doing so, someone might find comfort with their own gender. That’s normal; it doesn’t make someone bi though.
Before I get too many people pissed I’m going to finish by saying this. I’m not ruling out the fact that there are people in high school that are truly gay or bi, what I’m saying is that most of the people that claim to be, aren’t. Just because you had sex with your gender one night or might have kissed someone doesn’t mean your gay, the most likely reason was vulnerability. If you like having sex with your own gender repeatedly and exclusively, then you’re probably in fact gay, a little loose but gay. If you’re having sexual encounters with both sexes repeatedly and not getting into a serious relationship with neither of them, well you’re probably not bi, you’re most likely just a whore. Whether it be a girlwhore or manwhore, you’re just a whore. Nothing wrong with that, whatever floats your boat is what I always say, but stop using bisexuality to justify whoring around and stop using homosexuality as a way to distinguish yourself as unique. You want to know how to tell if someone is truly gay? They don’t go around advertising it.
That’s that on that. I had this one burning inside of me for a while. Let me know what you think
This fired me up. Its not the homosexual part that got me fired up, it was how fake teenagers are when it comes to getting attention.
Ok, you guys aren’t going to agree with me, for the most part, but I really feel that people should know how I feel about this. I think that the first thing I should do is ask that if you’re truly and indeed gay/lesbian/bi you should not take offense to this but instead help fish out the fakes.
So half the school is gay? Although I don’t believe it to be true, I do believe that half of our school and any other high school for that matter, claims to be homosexual.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but I doubt half the student population of any school is divided that way. From all those teenagers that claim to be gay or have some sort of suppose attraction to the same gender, I would have to tell them to shut the hell up.
Teenagers are always looking for attention, and it seems to be a new trend to tell people that you have feelings for your own gender. Seriously, what the hells up with that? Think of everyone you know that has said at one point, that they’re gay, male or female, during your teen years or young adult years. Now think about how many of those people have stayed that way. I bet you’ll have a few.
I seriously believe that from everyone who, at one point, said that they were indeed gay during high school, 90% of them weren’t, aren’t and will never be. So for those people who are just out for the attention, just because you’re confused or you just broke up with a boyfriend, or you think its cool, doesn’t make you gay. Just fucking stop it, deal with your problem and stop being a fake.
Also, what’s up with all these girls being bi these days? Just because you have a slight attraction to women you’re not bi. Guys have an attraction to each other too, but you don’t see them labeling themselves that way. Look, everyone has an attraction of sorts to their gender, that’s why guys have guys friends and girls have girl friends. This bogus bisexual allure usually involves some sort of altercation with the other gender and by doing so, someone might find comfort with their own gender. That’s normal; it doesn’t make someone bi though.
Before I get too many people pissed I’m going to finish by saying this. I’m not ruling out the fact that there are people in high school that are truly gay or bi, what I’m saying is that most of the people that claim to be, aren’t. Just because you had sex with your gender one night or might have kissed someone doesn’t mean your gay, the most likely reason was vulnerability. If you like having sex with your own gender repeatedly and exclusively, then you’re probably in fact gay, a little loose but gay. If you’re having sexual encounters with both sexes repeatedly and not getting into a serious relationship with neither of them, well you’re probably not bi, you’re most likely just a whore. Whether it be a girlwhore or manwhore, you’re just a whore. Nothing wrong with that, whatever floats your boat is what I always say, but stop using bisexuality to justify whoring around and stop using homosexuality as a way to distinguish yourself as unique. You want to know how to tell if someone is truly gay? They don’t go around advertising it.
That’s that on that. I had this one burning inside of me for a while. Let me know what you think
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Really, Why Do You Wear It?
First of all let me start by saying that I’m not a man of fashion, I’m just an honest man with an honest opinion and a keen eye for dipshits and their dipshit apparel. Now that we got that out of the way let me start telling you about things people wear that should be legally banned.
Let’s not waste any time and get straight to it. If you’re a weak reader, brace yourself, its going to be a long ride.
High Heels
I’m starting with this one because it seems to be the one I get the most retaliation from. It’s very simple. If you’re not a runway model, a high corporate puta, or a corner whore you have no reason to wear them. What do they do really? Make your legs look better? Make your butt look better? Sorry to tell you but neither. Want to know why models have great legs and butts? BECAUSE THEYRE MODELS!!!!! Its not the high heels it’s the sheer fact that they’re models and they get paid because they already look good. The heels emphasize great legs, they don’t make great legs. Also, 90% of the people who shouldn’t be wearing them don’t know how to walk with them anyways. I don’t know about you but walking with your back hunched over whilst taking little steps doesn’t read sexy on my sexy meter. As for women CEO’s and whores, well let’s face it. If you’re a CEO you shit money so you don’t care and if you’re a whore, your feet are the last thing your customers are thinking about.
Leggings
Hey if it came from the 80’s, let it stay in the 80’s. Seriously, who’s the stupid jerk off who decided to bring this back? I bet it was a woman. A man wouldn’t try to add another road block to their destination. The only thing this promotes is bad maintenance. It gives a girl a reason to wear a skirt even if she only shaved up to her knee. Its kind of like a “fuck it” provider. I also believe that it’s a loop hole for women to wear short skirts without risking groin flashes. This is my theory about skirts and why leggings contradict my theory. If you wear a skirt, you have to accept the possibility of a panty flash; if you don’t want to risk a panty flash then don’t wear a skirt. It’s more respectable, in my opinion, for a girl to not wear a skirt than to wear one with leggings. Plus it doesn’t look cool, at all.
Cocked Hats
I love wearing my black cap. I love wearing caps in general and I love people who wear them. I think they’re the coolest most versatile pieces of accessories, but you can go to hell if you think you look good having it cocked a little to one side. This is what bothers me most about that style. It takes away the sole purpose of hats, and that is to cover your eyes from the sunlight. I’ve seen people wearing their hats pulled a little to one side and stand around using their hands to cover the light. I sometimes wonder why they even bother to wake up in the morning. It’s like having boat on a freezing lake with you in the water because you look better in the water than you do in the boat. It makes no sense. The only times you’re allowed to do that without looking like a douche bag is when you have to face a certain direction but the sun is position in a way that cocking your hat would help. The other time it’s allowed is when you’re just a douche and you want to tell the world you’re a douche.
Big Bags
We have to give it up for the famous to make such stupid ideas popular among stupid people. Really what do you have to carry that it won’t fit in a regular purse? I can understand why Paris Hilton would wear one; she has a lot of big items she has to carry: a dog, a camera and a hard cover copy of “How to Make Your Ass (and Vagina) the Basis for Every Joke”. I mean I remember going to Mexico once and seeing the older ladies shopping with these big mesh bags, why aren’t they selling those stores? Also why do they call them hobo bags? Any hobo would be ashamed to have such an ugly bag named after them. A hobo wouldn’t be caught dead carrying one of them, they have too much common sense and dignity.
Belts around the Waist
I wear a belt. I have nothing against belts even when used as an accessory. I do, however, have a thing against wearing a belt in the wrong place. Once again I’m not a fashionista and maybe those things have a name, but I’m going to refer to them as gut huggers, because that’s literally what they do. Hug and tuck your gut. A belt is meant to hold or compliment your pants; they were not meant to hide your gut, that’s what a gym’s for. I don’t have a thing against big girls or guys, if that’s how you roll, more power to you, but don’t try to hid rolls by placing a big fat belt around it. If you don’t have a waist don’t try to trick us into thinking you do, because I don’t know if you know this, but the people you’re trying to trick are probably people that already know your fat, so its lost battle.
Skinny Jeans
This goes out to all the emos of the world. Its nothing against you guys, so go ahead, slice, dice and complain to your hearts content, this goes out to your heavier comrades. Please, if you’re over 200 lbs, skinny jeans are just not for you. Oh, sure, its makes your cankles skinnier but it doesn’t take away the fact that the rest of you isn’t. The jeans are what’s skinny not the person in them. I, personally, like jeans, I’ve been an avid wearer, (not the skinny ones but the regular ones) ever since I can remember, but if you’re a girl and you wear skinny jeans, no matter how thin you are, you shouldn’t go out thinking of how sexy you look, because although you might look alright, its definitely not hot attire. It’s ok if you wear them, even cute at times, but for some reason making your butt look 100x’s bigger than your ankles doesn’t shout sexy. And guys, stop wearing girl clothes, just because it’s ok for girls to wear our clothes doesn’t justify you wearing theirs. Also, cut your hair. Their’s only 3 people than can rock long hair: Barry Gibbs, Jesus and me.
Pink
Ok, this one’s for the men. It’s also an old trend, not really seen anymore, but yet it continues to bother me when I do see it. I’m talking about the guys that wear pink and believe that it’s a unique little statement about their manhood. Look, it wasn’t funny when you wore that shirt that read Real Men Wear Pink and it wasn’t a statement when you wore a pink bowtie to prom. Pink on guys have been around for a long time, it’s not new. The only difference is that it wasn’t as gay to wear it then as it is now. Back in the day, it was considered salmon and it was common, but now, thanks to a few idiots, it’s called pink and it’s considered a statement. Fucking hate it.
Scrubs
Who the hell do you think you’re fooling? Do you really want me to believe that by wearing a pair of scrubs I’m going to assume you’re a doctor? Yes because all doctors shop at the 99 cent store and drive a 1998 Ford Focus. I shop at the 99 cent store because I’m not a doctor. You want to know how I know someone’s a doctor. Doctors are those guys that wear slacks and a polo shirt while walking to their BMW or Mercedes. They don’t have to show people their credentials, because their too busy keeping people alive and overcharging them for Tylenol.
Shit, this is getting longer than I wanted it to be. I’m just going to stop right here and maybe continue on a later post.
To conclude my rant, I would like to say this: People, if you have a few working brain cells, please do me a favor and stop dressing up like an asshole. Thank You.
Trust me, there’s more to come on this subject.
Let’s not waste any time and get straight to it. If you’re a weak reader, brace yourself, its going to be a long ride.
High Heels
I’m starting with this one because it seems to be the one I get the most retaliation from. It’s very simple. If you’re not a runway model, a high corporate puta, or a corner whore you have no reason to wear them. What do they do really? Make your legs look better? Make your butt look better? Sorry to tell you but neither. Want to know why models have great legs and butts? BECAUSE THEYRE MODELS!!!!! Its not the high heels it’s the sheer fact that they’re models and they get paid because they already look good. The heels emphasize great legs, they don’t make great legs. Also, 90% of the people who shouldn’t be wearing them don’t know how to walk with them anyways. I don’t know about you but walking with your back hunched over whilst taking little steps doesn’t read sexy on my sexy meter. As for women CEO’s and whores, well let’s face it. If you’re a CEO you shit money so you don’t care and if you’re a whore, your feet are the last thing your customers are thinking about.
Leggings
Hey if it came from the 80’s, let it stay in the 80’s. Seriously, who’s the stupid jerk off who decided to bring this back? I bet it was a woman. A man wouldn’t try to add another road block to their destination. The only thing this promotes is bad maintenance. It gives a girl a reason to wear a skirt even if she only shaved up to her knee. Its kind of like a “fuck it” provider. I also believe that it’s a loop hole for women to wear short skirts without risking groin flashes. This is my theory about skirts and why leggings contradict my theory. If you wear a skirt, you have to accept the possibility of a panty flash; if you don’t want to risk a panty flash then don’t wear a skirt. It’s more respectable, in my opinion, for a girl to not wear a skirt than to wear one with leggings. Plus it doesn’t look cool, at all.
Cocked Hats
I love wearing my black cap. I love wearing caps in general and I love people who wear them. I think they’re the coolest most versatile pieces of accessories, but you can go to hell if you think you look good having it cocked a little to one side. This is what bothers me most about that style. It takes away the sole purpose of hats, and that is to cover your eyes from the sunlight. I’ve seen people wearing their hats pulled a little to one side and stand around using their hands to cover the light. I sometimes wonder why they even bother to wake up in the morning. It’s like having boat on a freezing lake with you in the water because you look better in the water than you do in the boat. It makes no sense. The only times you’re allowed to do that without looking like a douche bag is when you have to face a certain direction but the sun is position in a way that cocking your hat would help. The other time it’s allowed is when you’re just a douche and you want to tell the world you’re a douche.
Big Bags
We have to give it up for the famous to make such stupid ideas popular among stupid people. Really what do you have to carry that it won’t fit in a regular purse? I can understand why Paris Hilton would wear one; she has a lot of big items she has to carry: a dog, a camera and a hard cover copy of “How to Make Your Ass (and Vagina) the Basis for Every Joke”. I mean I remember going to Mexico once and seeing the older ladies shopping with these big mesh bags, why aren’t they selling those stores? Also why do they call them hobo bags? Any hobo would be ashamed to have such an ugly bag named after them. A hobo wouldn’t be caught dead carrying one of them, they have too much common sense and dignity.
Belts around the Waist
I wear a belt. I have nothing against belts even when used as an accessory. I do, however, have a thing against wearing a belt in the wrong place. Once again I’m not a fashionista and maybe those things have a name, but I’m going to refer to them as gut huggers, because that’s literally what they do. Hug and tuck your gut. A belt is meant to hold or compliment your pants; they were not meant to hide your gut, that’s what a gym’s for. I don’t have a thing against big girls or guys, if that’s how you roll, more power to you, but don’t try to hid rolls by placing a big fat belt around it. If you don’t have a waist don’t try to trick us into thinking you do, because I don’t know if you know this, but the people you’re trying to trick are probably people that already know your fat, so its lost battle.
Skinny Jeans
This goes out to all the emos of the world. Its nothing against you guys, so go ahead, slice, dice and complain to your hearts content, this goes out to your heavier comrades. Please, if you’re over 200 lbs, skinny jeans are just not for you. Oh, sure, its makes your cankles skinnier but it doesn’t take away the fact that the rest of you isn’t. The jeans are what’s skinny not the person in them. I, personally, like jeans, I’ve been an avid wearer, (not the skinny ones but the regular ones) ever since I can remember, but if you’re a girl and you wear skinny jeans, no matter how thin you are, you shouldn’t go out thinking of how sexy you look, because although you might look alright, its definitely not hot attire. It’s ok if you wear them, even cute at times, but for some reason making your butt look 100x’s bigger than your ankles doesn’t shout sexy. And guys, stop wearing girl clothes, just because it’s ok for girls to wear our clothes doesn’t justify you wearing theirs. Also, cut your hair. Their’s only 3 people than can rock long hair: Barry Gibbs, Jesus and me.
Pink
Ok, this one’s for the men. It’s also an old trend, not really seen anymore, but yet it continues to bother me when I do see it. I’m talking about the guys that wear pink and believe that it’s a unique little statement about their manhood. Look, it wasn’t funny when you wore that shirt that read Real Men Wear Pink and it wasn’t a statement when you wore a pink bowtie to prom. Pink on guys have been around for a long time, it’s not new. The only difference is that it wasn’t as gay to wear it then as it is now. Back in the day, it was considered salmon and it was common, but now, thanks to a few idiots, it’s called pink and it’s considered a statement. Fucking hate it.
Scrubs
Who the hell do you think you’re fooling? Do you really want me to believe that by wearing a pair of scrubs I’m going to assume you’re a doctor? Yes because all doctors shop at the 99 cent store and drive a 1998 Ford Focus. I shop at the 99 cent store because I’m not a doctor. You want to know how I know someone’s a doctor. Doctors are those guys that wear slacks and a polo shirt while walking to their BMW or Mercedes. They don’t have to show people their credentials, because their too busy keeping people alive and overcharging them for Tylenol.
Shit, this is getting longer than I wanted it to be. I’m just going to stop right here and maybe continue on a later post.
To conclude my rant, I would like to say this: People, if you have a few working brain cells, please do me a favor and stop dressing up like an asshole. Thank You.
Trust me, there’s more to come on this subject.
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