To That Mysterious Commenting Fat Bag of Douche

This entry goes out, as a reply, to a comment I received about my “Cheerleader/Jock” post.

All I know is that she’s fat, she cheers and she obviously wants me.
Ok, first of all, that’s very smart of you to post the comment as Anonymous. You knew that I would not be keeping my mouth shut, and you knew that your name would be made mockery when I was finished with you. So, bravo, I applaud you, you have convinced me that you retain some intelligence. You have proved me wrong. I give you a point.

You have also proven me wrong in another way. You’re right. I am jealous. I do wish I was built like a troll and thought of as a bitch, I wish it all the time. I stay awake all night dreaming of this. You’re living my dream.

But I will not give you credit for a couple of things. First of all, I did not say that I thought that all jocks and cheerleaders are stupid. I only think cheerleaders are stupid.
I have known a couple of very athletic people to be very intelligent. If you would have read the post carefully, that “lacking of the lacking” comment said it all. Some of the jocks I respect because they lack the lacking. To put it in cheerleader talk, what I said was “They’re SMART, S-M-A-R-T!!!”, then I kicked up and show the world my camel toe.

I will also not give you credit for that “its not universal” comment. I know my idea of what’s good looking isn’t universal, BUT it’s pretty fucking general. It’s only sick fucks and closeted gay dudes who find stocky women attractive. Wear your skirts for them. Us normal Joes don’t want to see that cottage cheese your smuggling in those Christmas hams you call legs. Last time I checked, diabetes and high cholesterol don’t sound too sexy.

Another thing, for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about what I post and what I believe, they sure cared enough to write something back. From what I know, if you don’t give a shit about someone’s opinion, you shut the hell up and not prove them right. You’re right about one thing. No one cares how self-centered you are. They know you are. Only the self centered would care about what is written about them.