Friday, March 27, 2009

How to spot a loser.

Here's a few simple steps to spotting losers.

1. They like anime.

This is probably one of the most obvious ways to determine someones value in life.
They find comfort in an animated world of Japanese super people, something they fond for deeply.
Lets look at the evidence.

Item A.
They wear t-shirts with the big eyed super person they think represents them the most.

what a douche.

Item B.
They more likely than none, wear ankle chokers.
The guys believe they look cool, but in reality, they look like vaginas, literally.
There's only two types of people that should be allowed to wear skinny jeans: fit gay guys and hot skinny chicks.
So if all you emo/punk fat dudes/chicks, stop this immediately.
The general public will thank you.

Item C.
Stupid hair.
Once again, they think that because their favorite cartoon has cool DRAWN hair, that they should emulate it.
Wrong. You should actually leave it alone because it makes you look stupid.
Spikes and hair that covers your eyes are for morons seeking attention from other morons.
The ironic thing is that they cant see each other.

"are you looking at how stupid i look?"
Yes, yes we are.

Item D.
This thing.


Some sort of gay Naruto fetish probably.
Ive seen a couple of people sporting this little POS.
Makes me cry at how stupid they think they don't look.

This was fun. Not too concrete and full, but its an update nevertheless.
I needed to update this thing.