That's right, if you're old, your right to have opinions has vanished like your ability to eat foods with sugar. First of all, Im not saying that you should go right ahead and die, because we still need you. Who's going to drive those little cars and wear those little red hats in parades? Who's going to slowly drive in front of us with their left blinker on for 10 miles? My gosh! Who's going to keep the adult diaper company afloat?
See we need you.
What we don't need is your input and opinion.
Next time us wrinkle-free civilians walk out of a store, don't tell us how hot it is. We can fucking tell and we don't care if you can.
If we're sitting at a table, don't talk to us about your family. Some of us barely care about our own families, what makes you think we care about yours?
Also, why are the majority of you also so fucking grumpy? That doesn't help you any.
But I guess we have to apologize for some things.
Were sorry that we roll our eyes when you fight with the cashiers about something being 8 cents more than a week ago.
Were sorry that you can't understand technology. That's our bad for wanting to advance.
And were sorry that we say you smell like pee. You do, but in the future, well wait until you leave the room to comment on the odor.
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