Love the language but hate the music.

As a few of you that know me personally might know, I am very opinionated. They would also know that there are a lot of things I don’t like, one of these things being Spanish music.
Before anyone sets out to do away with me, I would like to make my point. I will get to only some genres and explain in full detail the things I don’t like about them and the artist that furthermore make me want to shove my head into a blender and take some of that music with me and maybe spare the innocence of a future generation.
I will begin in no specific order.

Bachata:
This genre of music is generally new. It’s basically like emo’s gay cousin. The songs usually consist of depressing themes that are interlaced with an upbeat sound in slow motion. The groups consist of metrosexual guys in a band with names that don’t make sense with the genre. On so call group is X-Treme. Which makes no sense since no part of them is extreme. Well maybe one of the dude’s eyebrows.

Duranguense:
The only thing I like about this genre is that there is fewer members now than there was a few months ago. Yes I went there. I guess someone was as fed up with me about this music style that they decided to do something about it. We all know that this style is almost always associated with crime and trafficking and it’s no surprise that lately there are fewer artists due to that.

Reggaeton:
Who decide to rape an already bad genre like reggae and keep the retarded baby? The only creative things these people do is come up with stupid names for themselves. Why cant there be an artist that keeps their own name? Not only are they themselves untalented but the music they produce is uncreative. Its easy to rhyme when you purposely put the same ending to words that otherwise wouldn’t rhyme.

Spanish Rock:
I have nothing against this genre. I love rock, but I hate fakers. Who decide to make RBD and Belinda rock artist? Who ever decided this can contact me, arrange a meeting and hopefully get your ass kicked for ruining such a good genre. Although there are many great rock artist that sing in spanish like Molotov and El Tri, there are also great artist with gay names. Please do me and all of your fans a favor and change your name. You can’t get much respect with a band name like Camilla or Allison. Those are girl names for a reason.

That should cover most of the big selection in spanish music. If I miss any important ones let me know so I can tell you what I hate about them.