Maybe it’s because I have more time to care about what’s happening, or maybe it’s because I’m maturing, funny, but I’ve been following the news a little more closely lately. So for those who, unlike me, do have a life but enjoy keeping up to date with what’s happening around the world, you have me. I will fill you in with what’s up. Ready?
So the year started off with a bang. Well, it was more like a clunk! Because if I’m not mistaking, there was 2 airplane accidents, one on a runway, which was actually a close call and the other one just fell on its belly. Literally.
Mitt Romney, if you didn’t already know, figured out that getting the Republican nomination was a lost cause and quit the race, leaving an old guy and a guy who has the biggest case of faith. In the Democratic side, Obama and Hillary went at it, then they made up, then it looked Hillary gave up but then she didn’t and blamed Obama for Xeroxing his speeches and making ugly posters. Now, it looks like she’s willing to suck cock to get the delegates needed, because Obama, being such a badass, is managing to get a butt load of delegates with sweet talk and is probable that he can get the rest.
The US recently sent a missile to a spy satellite and blew it into a million pieces. Upon hearing this, Fidel Castro was like, “Holy shit, that’s scary, little bro…you can take over now” thus leaving Raul Castro as president of Cuba.
At one time or another Reverend Jessie Jackson bitched about something. He’s always bitching about how everything and everyone is a racist. So that’s not new. You know what else isn’t new and a pain in the ass? The new guy, Ralph Nader, running for president. Well not new since he’s don’t it before, but still a pain in the ass to anyone with a legit chance to win.
Yesterday the Academy Awards were given out. I didn’t watch so I don’t know to much about it. I believe the Cohen brothers raped the whole thing and everyone wore red. All I know is that those damn racist are going to quit blaming foreigners for taking their jobs and start blaming them for taking their Oscars. The show almost didn’t happen because of a writers strike. If you missed any of your favorite shows during the strike, blame the internet for it. It has corrupted us all.
Ok this was a bad idea. I’m boring myself. Ill stop now.
If it helped you, great if it didn’t, fuck it. It wasn’t that good of an entry anyways.
*Don’t believe everything as hard fact. I may have made a mistake or mistaken opinion for news.
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