Cheerleaders & Jocks: The Losers of Modern Teenage Society

Remember how back in the day, you used to watch a movie or show set around a high school and there was always a jock dude with a letterman jacket and a hot cheerleader girlfriend? And they were always the envy of everyone else? Then you went to school and saw your school’s jocks and cheerleaders and the only thing you can think of was “Letterman jackets are so fucking ugly, and why the hell are the cheerleaders so fat?”.

So I asked myself this question: Why are high schools still portrait like that? You still see that format in current movies and shows, but does it still hold some truth to it?

Nope.

First of all, this might have only happen at my school, which I doubt, because all teenagers are…just like all other teenagers, complete morons for the most part. Well anyways, this concept of superiority in popularity is pretty misleading. I, for a fact, didn’t care about the jocks or the cheerleaders. I didn’t envy them. Why the hell would I. And after careful observation I noticed no one else at school really cared about them either. You know what I mean, the way they all hang out together. They do that, not because its such an exclusive group, its because no one wants to be part of that group.

Ok, let’s start with jocks. First, I will say this. There were plenty of people who played sports that don’t fall into this category, because of the lack of the lacking. Jocks for the most part, only know how to use their heads to stop another guy from getting past them and I thank them for that, it makes for a great football game. But because of this, it’s hard to have a conversation with someone whose idea of an interesting conversation is a review of good football plays. But jocks cause no harm, their like castrated bears. The real danger and social annoyance comes in the form of a 5 foot, skirt wearing bitch fountain called cheerleaders.

There was never a time in history where cheerleaders weren’t bitches, the only difference is that its no longer a selective group. Squads let any form of bitch in their group, no matter how shitty looking they are, nowadays. Seriously, what makes you think that if you’re an unattractive bitch you’ll gain popularity? I remember back in my senior year, during the rallies, the varsity squad would do their routine and all I could think of was, “Damn, we have shitty looking cheerleaders”. I don’t know why this is; we had a very good looking school. It’s like we’ve entered into a zone where you no longer have to be beautiful to cheer, just sluty. Oh, yeah and act like the whole world cares about your lame ass cheers during football games. Also, when the hell did cheerleading become an extreme sport? I don’t see you wrestling alligators while you skydive with a backpack full of live grenades. The day you do that will be the day you get respect from me and the rest of the world.

Well anyways, that whole misconception of what high school is should be modified to what it really is. Jocks aren’t mean anymore, their just a bit slow and they’re no longer going out with cheerleaders. Cheerleaders are too self-centered and fat to get with a jock these days. Plus, no one envies them anymore, the only feeling they get from the rest of us normal Joes is pity.